I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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