Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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