Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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