I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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