Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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