i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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