Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
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The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
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she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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