Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
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Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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