I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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