There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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