D3 body, D1 cock
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
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it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
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Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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