somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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