Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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