You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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