OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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