Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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