quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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