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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
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i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
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I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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