who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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