The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
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Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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