you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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