White coat. Heels.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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