I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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