..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
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My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
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If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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