i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
