But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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