that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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