I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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