i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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