I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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