Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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