32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
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It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
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Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Damn victory sex feels great
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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