**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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