After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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