Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
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