I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
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Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
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Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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