Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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