I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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