he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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