If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
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as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
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Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
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