I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
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...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
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Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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