I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
