think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
too bad you live with your parents still
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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