Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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