There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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