I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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