you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Randomize