I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Randomize
