Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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