Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
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this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
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The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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