it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
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