FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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