i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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