playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
