Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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