We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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