at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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