In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
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you told grandpa to call you daddy
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
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What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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