Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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